[April Fools]Smolderforge Is Now a Corporation

[Henhouse]

I'm pleased to announce Smolderforge has become an official corporation, this means I have inherited the title CEO and acting President of Smolderforge.

But more importantly, we have stock! So now you can become an owner of Smolderforge too and invest in stock and receive dividends! We will be setting up a board of directions here soon in which about 5 people will helps make decisions for the company, if you live in another country you will be flown out via private jet every month for our monthly board meeting.

Stock: SMO
Current value: $5.01 per share.

[Avronax]

If you would take out the private jet part, it would've been believable.
Happy April Fools Day, Henry.

[Imperium]

I'm far too gullible to not want a private jet :(

Gief stock.