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Apparently they're selling a shitty sword that looks like it would break into metal shards and stab you if you ever tried to use it, and thought to throw in some free fake Durex brand condoms. I find some of the shit you find on these Chinese sites to be really bizarre. I'm pretty sure there was a news article a while ago where some Chinese site sold fake fleshlights that were sealed shut and dildos that would melt and leak battery acid. I don't know if I'd trust my penis and the potential of impregnating a woman to a Chinese condom that I got free with a "sword".
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Arthur C. Clarke - "Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
You're just jealous that I won't have sex with you with my new "durex" condoms. It's okay, I understand. You're mad because this stud-muffin won't be with you, but that's no reason to harass me in-game and on here, that's just rude. If you keep it up I will personally march your butt back to the kitchen.
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Arthur C. Clarke - "Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
It's not a joke, I'm quite serious Selitha. I hear baking can reduce stress levels. You're not the only one who has fallen for my charms, you know. It's okay to admit that you love me.
Arthur C. Clarke - "Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
Xaru wrote:Seret is it true that you're a ladygirl in real life? If so we should hang out. I'll show you my cool new ninja sword, it has flames on it.
How despicable! I am truly a lady of 16 years, with shining blonde hair and all. And although I am very pleased to make you this exited, I would prefer if you would keep your sword to yourself. Did I say sword? Pocket knife it is.
