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Giveaway Closed.

Instead of drinking water,
They gave me thinking water,
Now I’m really smart.

And instead of ice cream,
They gave me nice cream,
Now I’ve got a big heart.

Instead of hot sauce,
They gave me snot sauce,
Now my tongue is gooey when I talk.

And instead of candy bars
They gave me sandy bars,
Now my mouth is full of rocks.

And instead of tribal stories,
They read me bible stories,
Now I want to be a preacher

And instead of kool-aid
They gave me school-aid.
But I still don’t like my teacher.

https://youtu.be/x95gryRbvgM

This made me laugh everytime.

Grimjoe wrote:Give me your best story from your life that you find funny or comical. Something that I know you couldn't make up. Brownie points if you can provide pics.

Ie: Something that happened to you in your life, come on m8s. Gr8 b8 8/8

Literally, this is a free code if you can say something remotely funny enough to get me to laugh.

All I ask is that you give me a true story from your life. I have a pretty broad and sick sense of humour, so you can throw anything at me.

Don't be a pusi b0ss

Now give me code

Seen it.

When cops stop me and ask how I can afford an expensive car like that I tell them "my father owns an coconut tree in his garden and in the summer I sell the coconuts"

If you want to laugh just watch Katt Williams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds3URet ... ttWilliams or Dave Chappelle

^^

I sincerely want to slap you with a coconut Wamboye