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They always go platinum!

Or locked and Deems banned ;_;

Deems wrote:Or locked and Deems banned ;_;

I got your back man. I'll break you out. I'll just message Henhouse five times and create multiple topics where I act like a retarded shit, and he'll lift the ban.

Don't worry bro.

I'm with Cube on this one. Because we clearly need more FAKs. And since I'm sure FAK will be tempted to check this thread, let's leave him a little present. I sadly were unable to post it previously due to locks...

*DRAMATIC MUSIC* BA DUM TSSSS! THE PRESENT!

First off, you moronic imbecile, IT IS NOT A BUG. Stop saying fucktarded shit when you know nothing about how something works. You pathetic mongrel, I'll make this retardly simple for you:

The names on the database are sorted out by: 1. HK Amount. 2. NAMES.
Which means, that when you have two people with the same amount of #1, #2 takes effect. Which in consequence means, that the names get compared LETTER-BY-LETTER. The database is not designed to sort out names by anything relating to time mechanics. Because there was no reason for something like that. And you wanting to stroke your e-dick over something so retarded is still not a valid reason for it. It's not about a "fix" being hard (WHICH AGAIN YOU MORON, IS NOT A FIX, SINCE THIS IS NOT A BUG), it's about it being unnecessary. WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP?

Secondly... PLOTTING... Okay. I don't know about the rest of the guys in here, but I for one, couldn't give a flying shit about you or Ezatt. And the last thing I want to spend my day on, is plotting against two equally retarded mongrels. I mean... How fucking retarded can you be to even think something like that. You're actually paranoid, are you not?
Spoiler: You are.

And lastly:

Already got you sorted man. You don't have to worry.

QuantumVoid wrote:I'm with Cube on this one. Because we clearly need more FAKs. And since I'm sure FAK will be tempted to check this thread, let's leave him a little present. I sadly were unable to post it previously due to locks...

*DRAMATIC MUSIC* BA DUM TSSSS! THE PRESENT!

First off, you moronic imbecile, IT IS NOT A BUG. Stop saying fucktarded shit when you know nothing about how something works. You pathetic mongrel, I'll make this retardly simple for you:

It actually is a bug.

QuantumVoid wrote:The names on the database are sorted out by: 1. HK Amount. 2. NAMES.
Which means, that when you have two people with the same amount of #1, #2 takes effect. Which in consequence means, that the names get compared LETTER-BY-LETTER. The database is not designed to sort out names by anything relating to time mechanics. Because there was no reason for something like that. And you wanting to stroke your e-dick over something so retarded is still not a valid reason for it. It's not about a "fix" being hard (WHICH AGAIN YOU MORON, IS NOT A FIX, SINCE THIS IS NOT A BUG), it's about it being unnecessary. WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP?

1. It's sorted by HK amount 2. It's not sorted on names, because if IT WAS then I could have just renamed. 3. It's sorted on GUIDS. Henhouse already told me that and GUIDS are only made when you create your account. Since I cannot recreate my account before Ezatt I will never be able to get on top HK list with him having the same amount of HK's. So I just simply request Henhouse to change my GUID to edit it to right before Ezatt's GUID so that I'm on the well deserved top rank. Since I got everything first and I at least think that I deserve to be on the first place since I'm not rewarded also (not that I say I should get rewarded but in the next patch there is actually an achievement / title for this). If this is not logical for you or for another human on this server, I will leave the server since I'm playing with robots then. But that wouldn't be possible since only humans can verify a captcha.

QuantumVoid wrote:Secondly... PLOTTING... Okay. I don't know about the rest of the guys in here, but I for one, couldn't give a flying shit about you or Ezatt. And the last thing I want to spend my day on, is plotting against two equally retarded mongrels. I mean... How fucking retarded can you be to even think something like that. You're actually paranoid, are you not?
Spoiler: You are.

So this is the last thing you do today?

Because you say you don't care and it's the last thing you want to spend time on. You took time today to make at least 3 to 5 posts = total 30 minutes or so and even attach a picture to the post. Which took you at least a few minutes to find and to attach to the post. Also you edited your post which also took you a few minutes. so in total you already wasted approx. ~30-40 minutes on this. GJ. Saying you don't care yet putting time into it to explain why you don't. You make a lot of sense sir.

lol, there is no achievement or title for whatever you think you deserve in wrath.

*Cataclysm than whatever.

I actually really don't care. The reason why I spent all the time you mentioned, and I'll continue to, at least today, is because your reactions are priceless. It amuses me.

Firstaidkit wrote:*Cataclysm than whatever.

nope

You may be talking about this.