The "Why should the season end now"
Posted: 11 Apr 2010, 04:10
I don't believe in luck or second chances. I now ask you to stop judging my awful pessimism as my statement is about to grow purple-pink wings. It wont, i lied about the wings. In fact, I will be so blunt through my writing, that by the end of it you will feel like a hammer was forcefully hitting your frontal lobe the whole time you were perusing my lines. I am a happy pessimist, ironic? perhaps but why don't you find the irony in people constantly win trading abusing QUE dodging and so on and so forth. So without further due let us all embark on my lovely non purple-pink boat while i will guide you through-ought.
Long seasons are in fact promoting Q doding, Win trading and other clever ways of getting rating.
"OH FUCK OFF ALBERT EINSTEIN, HOW ARE THOSE TWO EVEN CONNECTED?" The down syndrome kid will think to himself. Yes those are in fact related, now let me give you some extra time all of you slow kids out there to absorb that and perhaps find the answer in your ridiculously little testicles that you call your brain. Still nothing? Thought so
What long seasons give arena teams nothing else does, TIME. "OH GRATS SHERLOCK, THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT TIME AND LONG SEASON ARE CORRELATED, ITS LIKE SAYING BANANAS GROW ON TREES."
Very well I say, your testicles did absorb some information. Now let me explain how these are correlated on a work basis. In such a long seasons, people who care and are in fact good, fight from the start of the season, yes they get their 2k+ in the first weeks of the season while leaving mediocre inbreds like Wrubello behind because he will not que vs good teams. What typical wrubellos do however is WAIT(and since you can afford to wait due to 69 year long seasons). Have your testicles absorbed that? In fact these seasons are so long, that they don't only promote q dodging and self farming, they also promote mediocrity. "WHAT THE DEUCHE, PLEASE ENLIGHTEN MY TESTICLES MASTER, AS THEY CANNOT COMPREHEND SUCH DEEP STATEMENT" Alright I say, by the time the amazing players get 2k they get bored because nobody else is qing, meanwhile bads are smartly waiting until pros are done. And they get done because they cant be arsed waiting 90 minutes in que since all the others have no desire to que hence they have plenty of time after the top masters are bored out of their asses and change smolderforge to other realm list. This is when they start farming randoms to get their small penis ( i meant ego) erected aka boosting their team. So what do we get as an end result ? Very small penises aka mediocre players end up being on the top with 53543543534 games played qdoging EVERY single good player and getting the title.
It is sad, but all of this could be avoided if the season ends now. We do not need longer season to allow mediocres use penis enlargement tools to boost their ego. That of course is an allusion to mediocre Wrubellos qdoding self farming and having lots of fun farming noobs. Please apologize the very heavy language i used through this little rebellious paper, but i tried to make it clear to all of you goblins. By having short seasons people who deserve the title will get it. Mediocre players will fight top teams and actually get better and last but not least people will get fast ques because everyone will rush for the title. And if wrubello decides to wait, too bad you tool the only way you can get the title is through me. (that of course being true only if seasons were a bit shorter.)
End the season now. It's been long enough. I am fed up already by BAD people Having a plethora of time to qdodge self farm and get high ratings.
Good Bye peasants. I hope your frontal lobe is flexed enough to make the right decision.
Long seasons are in fact promoting Q doding, Win trading and other clever ways of getting rating.
"OH FUCK OFF ALBERT EINSTEIN, HOW ARE THOSE TWO EVEN CONNECTED?" The down syndrome kid will think to himself. Yes those are in fact related, now let me give you some extra time all of you slow kids out there to absorb that and perhaps find the answer in your ridiculously little testicles that you call your brain. Still nothing? Thought so
What long seasons give arena teams nothing else does, TIME. "OH GRATS SHERLOCK, THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT TIME AND LONG SEASON ARE CORRELATED, ITS LIKE SAYING BANANAS GROW ON TREES."
Very well I say, your testicles did absorb some information. Now let me explain how these are correlated on a work basis. In such a long seasons, people who care and are in fact good, fight from the start of the season, yes they get their 2k+ in the first weeks of the season while leaving mediocre inbreds like Wrubello behind because he will not que vs good teams. What typical wrubellos do however is WAIT(and since you can afford to wait due to 69 year long seasons). Have your testicles absorbed that? In fact these seasons are so long, that they don't only promote q dodging and self farming, they also promote mediocrity. "WHAT THE DEUCHE, PLEASE ENLIGHTEN MY TESTICLES MASTER, AS THEY CANNOT COMPREHEND SUCH DEEP STATEMENT" Alright I say, by the time the amazing players get 2k they get bored because nobody else is qing, meanwhile bads are smartly waiting until pros are done. And they get done because they cant be arsed waiting 90 minutes in que since all the others have no desire to que hence they have plenty of time after the top masters are bored out of their asses and change smolderforge to other realm list. This is when they start farming randoms to get their small penis ( i meant ego) erected aka boosting their team. So what do we get as an end result ? Very small penises aka mediocre players end up being on the top with 53543543534 games played qdoging EVERY single good player and getting the title.
It is sad, but all of this could be avoided if the season ends now. We do not need longer season to allow mediocres use penis enlargement tools to boost their ego. That of course is an allusion to mediocre Wrubellos qdoding self farming and having lots of fun farming noobs. Please apologize the very heavy language i used through this little rebellious paper, but i tried to make it clear to all of you goblins. By having short seasons people who deserve the title will get it. Mediocre players will fight top teams and actually get better and last but not least people will get fast ques because everyone will rush for the title. And if wrubello decides to wait, too bad you tool the only way you can get the title is through me. (that of course being true only if seasons were a bit shorter.)
End the season now. It's been long enough. I am fed up already by BAD people Having a plethora of time to qdodge self farm and get high ratings.
Good Bye peasants. I hope your frontal lobe is flexed enough to make the right decision.